Waiting for the inspection (video)

It was late morning on Saturday. Romy was asleep in her buggy, and I was sitting in the patio outside, listening to the birdsong, and feeling very smug about my solo parenting skills. But beneath all that, I knew there was a reckoning coming: the inspection when my boss Xiaofang returned home to Chateau Sutton after a week’s absence.

It turned out that the inspection on Saturday evening was relatively painless, mainly due to the fact that Xiaofang had just got off a 12-hour flight from Shanghai. My major let-down, though, was our girls’ hair. I had managed to lose our only de-tangling hair brush half way through the week, and the tangles in our three daughters’ hair were beginning to intensify. Especially with Norah: she could have hidden a 12-pack of colouring pencils in her hair, and no-one would have noticed.

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